Tweets About Pizza That We Relate To
“I don’t like pizza”, said no one ever!
What’s not to love about it? Hot, thin crust, extra cheese, deep dish, pepperoni, left-overs straight from the fridge? We love them as they come! Though we may have our occasional debates like ‘does pineapple belong on pizzas?’ but other than that, we are one big happy family united by our love for this heavenly comfort food!
The beloved Italian dish also offers many opportunities for humour. So, we have rounded up some of the top hilarious tweets that pizza fans all over can relate to. Here we go!
The Best Relationship Status EVAAR!
Relationship status: Just said "See you later" to the guy delivering the pizza
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) October 17, 2015
Yes, we would like to know the answer to this question soonest. Pretty please?
Science question: Why is there no such thing as enough pizza?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 22, 2016
This rings so true, it hurts!
Me: Well, it's late, I'm going to go to bed
Leftover pizza in my fridge: Lol but are you— maura quint (@behindyourback) August 2, 2018
Because Pizza is our only medicine.
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Me: *points to empty pizza box*— moody monday (@mdob11) May 30, 2014
Now this is what we call #CoupleGoals
Wife: Do you mind if we have pizza two nights in a row?
Me: Will you marry me again?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 24, 2018
Hey, that’s what we would like to do too!!
I don't drown my sorrows, I smother them (with pizza)
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 18, 2013
All is fair in love and war. And pizza is love. So yeah!
Pizza place: Sorry, we stopped delivering at 9 pm
Me: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT— Molly (@Molly_Kats) February 10, 2017
We can't argue with that logic now, can we?
Happy has five letters. #Pizza has five letters. This is no coincidence.
— Feral Gear Designs™ (@feralgear) June 10, 2017
Equally important decision, right?
Everyone I know is buying a house, having children, & getting married
I'm just sitting here trying to decide what pizza rolls I should buy
— Logan Holmes (@Logan__Holmes) June 20, 2017
Duh! Did you really have to ask that?
"Do you like pizza?"
me: pic.twitter.com/6BOLry1qQ6
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) June 29, 2017
*signs off to order a Double Cheese Margherita* See you on the other side folks!