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Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At | Social Goat Skip to main content
You know you find them funny deep down somewhere!

Oh, I know how much a cheesy joke makes us cringe to our very soul! But who are we kidding? Even though we hate it, we still laugh at them. It is like one of our guilty pleasures, right next to watching pimple popping videos (fakes extra cringe here). C’mon, you have to agree with this one. I can’t be the only one. 

Well, if you’re in the same boat as I am, then here’s a list of corny bar jokes that you will laugh at anyway! If not for anything, it will get you brownie points for being funny (and honest :P). 

1. It’s the end of the month and don’t you wish you were neutron? 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

2. A grammar lesson today, keeps the grammar nazis away. 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

3. If you share a bond with an amoeba, know that it’ll ‘split.’ 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

4. *In Akshay Kumar’s voice* “Everything is planned” 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

5. Well, it is a ‘Great’ joke that can surpass your ‘Expectations’ if you know what I mean. LOL. 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

6. Turns out it is very important to know your chemistry, people. 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

7. Ah, what about chakna then?  

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

8. Clink your glasses if you get this joke. 

Cringe-Worthy Bar Jokes That You Can’t Help Laughing At

Well, the next time you are seated next to a stranger at a bar, remember these jokes! 

*Drink Responsibly