Top 6 Worst Bollywood Movies of 2019
There are movies with strong messages, impressive casting, and good everything. And, then there are movies with no logic, no storylines, and no character development but they make you laugh anyway because of how funnily absurd they actually are. I mean, let’s be honest, their plot or lack of one is joke enough for us!
So, here’s a list of some of the worst Bollywood movies of 2019.
Beware! Some of them have plots that are far from reality!
1. Pal Pal Dil Ke Paas
Boy meets girl.
Boy doesn’t like girl.
Girl also doesn’t like boy.
There’s a guest appearance by a snow leopard, then he remembers his mother died after seeing a snow leopard. What the hell is happening?
*After 5968 hours of fighting*
Boy marries girl.
Kuch samajh main aaya? Nahi? Humko bhi nahi aaya.
Watch this movie once and you will definitely need to watch another show to recover from this disaster.
2. Total Dhamaal
They made Dhamaal. We didn’t say anything.
They made Double Dhamaal. We still didn’t say anything.
And, now they made ‘Total Dhamaal’. Who cares if the robbers get robbed? Hum bas Dhamaal pe Dhamaal banayenge.
Agar ab kuch nahi kaha toh they will certainly make ‘Pakka Wala Total Dhamaal’ and it will be too late to say anything! SPEAK UP NOW!
3. Jabariya Jodi
You know who’s jodi is better than this jodi? Bonnie and Clyde. I mean, at least they knew what they wanted to do. I get that Abhay and Babli were in love and wanted to secure their future par iske liye kidnapping kyu ki? Ek normal couple ki tarah 9-5 job hi kar lete ya entrepreneurs ban jaate *facepalm*
4. Notebook
This movie would never have happened if somebody just told Kabir Kaul (the lead actor of the movie) to leave the notebook in the lost and found section. I mean, this is what happens when Sallu bhai produces a movie instead of doing his signature step ‘hud hud dabang dabang’.
5. Pagalpanti
From characters like Wifi Bhai to a ghost who’s not really a ghost, Pagalpanti is literal madness! The whole story revolves around people owing money to each other. Raj owes money to Wifi bhai who owes money to Sanjana who is actually being wooed by Raj so that he doesn’t have to pay any money. Karna kya chah rahe ho tum sab? Bhai tu mujhse paise lele par yeh drama band kar!
This is literally one of those movies that simply defy logic
6. Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga
Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga ki dekhna hi nahi chahiye tha. We get that it’s a trend now to remix retro songs or use them as movie titles but ‘bhai, thodi bohot story toh daal dete!’
@Sonam and @Anil, we know you guys are real life father-daughter. You didn’t have to make a movie out of it! I mean, just a post on Instagram tagging him would have been enough! Faltu mein sabka time barbad kar diya.
Everyone can watch a great movie but it takes a lot of parampara, pratistha aur anushasan to watch a movie without a story line!
Set the mood and pour yourself a glass of Signature whisky while watching one of these!
*Drink Responsibly
