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Expectations VS Reality Of Partying In Mumbai  | Social Goat
Expectations VS Reality Of Partying In Mumbai 
Expectations VS Reality Of Partying In Mumbai 
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Expectations VS Reality Of Partying In Mumbai 

Ujjwala Sinha
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But after all that, once you fall in love with the city, you will never want to leave! 

You know Mumbai is like that Expectations and Reality wala meme. You think you will have the time of your lives, partying with your townie friends, but in reality, you will be stuck in traffic while humidity spoils your on-point winged eye-liner game!  

But hey! This is no time to give up ‘kyuki abhi toh party shuru hui hai!’
(Disclaimer: During the monsoon season, you’ll just be a few hours late to the party and might have to boat your way to the venue LOL.) 

So, if you thought you’ll have the LIT-est nightlife in Mumbai, here’s what to expect. 

1. Expectation: Expects to have a terrace party. 

Expectations vs Reality Of Partying In Mumbai

Reality: Rooftop choddo, can’t even have a house party because aunty police bula degi. 

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2. Expectation: Expects to be dressed as Deepika Padukone right out of Cocktail! 

Partying in Mumbai

Reality: Ends up being Monica from friends because HUMIDITY!! 

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3. Expectation:  Expects to make a grand entry to the party by being fashionably late.

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Reality: Leaves for the party.
              Gets stuck in traffic.
              Cries for 50987 hours.
              Reaches the party when it’s over. 

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4. Expectation: Expects to party with all the Bollywood stars!

mumbai party

Reality: Ends up partying with budget wala SRK! 

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5. Expectation: Expects to get invited to parties every day!

mumbai party

Reality: Should feel lucky if you even get invited for chai-breaks.

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6. Expectation: Expects to wear high heels to the party because your outfit has to be on- point! 

Mumbai party

Reality: Ends up wearing chappals because ‘raaste mein potholes hai.’

Mumbai party

7. Expectation: Expects to have Johnnie Walker for FREE!

Mumbai party

Reality: Have to sell your soul to pay for a 60ml ka peg!

Mumbai Party

8. Expectation: Expects to have a lavish 5-course menu!

Mumbai Party

Reality: ‘Chips se kaam chalana padta hai’

Mumbai Party

But you know what? After all this, once you get used to it, this city will soon become your “Bom-bae!” 

I know it did for me! 

Party Hard and *Drink Responsibly! 

 

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